Churn (business)

From Old English "cyrin," the vessel in which cream was agitated into butter, and by extension the violent stirring itself. The metaphor is churning motion — customers cycling in and out — turned into a business metric. What was once dairy labor is now a subscription dashboard’s dread.

  1. noun · /churn/

    The rate at which customers or users stop using a product over a period.

    It puts a number on leakage, letting a business see whether it’s filling a bucket faster than it drains.

    They celebrated signups for months before noticing that churn was quietly canceling out every gain.

    Churn measures customers leaving; attrition usually names employees leaving. A related trap is chasing new signups while ignoring churn — a leaky bucket no amount of pouring can fill.

  2. verb · /churn/

    To stir or agitate something violently, or to move about turbulently.

    beating cream into butter, or a stomach turning with unease.

    The propeller churned the water white; his stomach churned with dread.

    The literal agitation behind the business metaphor of constant turnover.